"In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water."

why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop loling

(via retconcorps)

(Source: thirddeadlysin, via didoxidate)

@1 day ago with 18794 notes
#ABSOLUTELY SCREAMING #SOMEONE WRITE THIS INTO THE EAGLE FIC #ESCA OR MARCUS #OR BOTH #BIG DICKS #I'LL CHEER FOR THAT 

m-azing:

genebeanbelcher:

CASUAL PHYSICAL INTIMACY

image

HABITUAL, DOMESTIC AFFECTION

image

COMFORTABLE TEASING AND TOUCHING

image

D R A G O N M A R R I E D S

literally reblogging every one of these for caitie

(via hattersrabbit)

@1 day ago with 7889 notes
#HTTYD2 #LUV IT 
officialpaulsimon:

where do i sign

officialpaulsimon:

where do i sign

(via shuttermutt)

@1 month ago with 21152 notes
#I see no problem here 

harblkun:

despairsfortune:

asexualrogers:

octopiwhalestreet:

yoquinto:

okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens

A pirate for the adventure, not the booty

image

oh my god i want that on a bumper sticker

image

Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks.

(Source: blueyesxavier, via meditationonabone)

@1 month ago with 268030 notes
#hahaha #omg #this is brilliant #asexual pirates 

(Source: nazuada, via breenwolf)

@1 month ago with 13432 notes
#POWER COUPLE #BRING IT BACK #JACKSON #LYDIA #MEFO 

(Source: teen-wolf, via breenwolf)

@1 month ago with 3108 notes
#EROTIC 

"Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing."

Hunter S. Thompson (via gnarly)

(via frrenzetic)

@1 month ago with 238016 notes
#rules for life #worth remembering 

powerofvoodoo:

well this is rEALLY FUCKING CUTE.

(via shuttermutt)

@1 month ago with 705397 notes
#SO CUTE #I WANNA DIE 

(Source: emildeville, via shuttermutt)

@1 day ago with 85012 notes
#seriously #me 

from now on, no matter what happens, if you wanna punch me in the face or spit in my mouth while i’m asleep, it doesn’t matter

(Source: peekaaboo, via didoxidate)

@1 month ago with 618 notes
#goon #all other movies can go home #this is it 

mmolio:

funkocide:

sansaofhousestark:

asexual sirens getting real fuckin pissed about all these sailors interrupting choir rehearsal

sirens are already asexual they dont have sex with the men they kill them

well no wonder they kill them they keep interrupting choir rehearsal

(via hattersrabbit)

@1 month ago with 127196 notes
#SCREAMING #ASEXUAL SIRENS #IT GOT BETTER 
@1 month ago with 135 notes
#THIS SHOW #LUV IT #THE MIDDLE 

http://cyclogenesis.tumblr.com/post/87918522966/daxsymbiont-when-i-was-studying-greek-i-would 

daxsymbiont:

when I was studying Greek I would get frustrated and annoyed because often, at the beginning of a sentence or clause — or just scattered haphazardly throughout — there would be three or four “particles” with no specific meaning. the literal translation might be “so thus and”,…

(Source: andromedalogic, via tiedaroundmyhands)

@1 month ago with 9569 notes
#luv it #linguistics is my jam 
homo-online:

HOMO
@1 month ago with 3447 notes
#NSFW #uhm..... 

fadeintocase:

parkway-nosedive:

trauntwave:

not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy 

there are two ways to read this

"Not Every Single Long Sentance Is A Song Title" by Fall Out Boy

"Not Every Single Long Sentence Is A Song Title By Fall Out Boy" by Panic! at the Disco

(via hattersrabbit)

@1 month ago with 205427 notes
#D.Y.I.N.G. #P!aTD #FOB #NEVER FORGET