areyouhighenough:

one of the best things I’ve ever come across on stumbleupon.

(via thechildoftheinternet)

sharkyteeth:

godspeedtesla:

divinewaffles:

Daniel Handler, AKA Lemony Snicket, gives love advice on twitter. (Part 1)

 #darling i want your scrotum

Daniel Handler, ladies and gentlemen.

i appreciate you as a human, daniel handler.

(via tiedaroundmyhands)

zephyrianboom:

and one more gift. for Alibody, she’s really sweet

 Someone needs to write this. IMMEDIATELY.

(via gloomjune)

tiedaroundmyhands:

Dear Erik,

Please see above.

Sincerely,
The Rest of the World

alliphant:

brain-food: Figurative Paintings by Andre Kohn

(via chethanee)

(Source: confettigarden, via chethanee)

Someone just posted this on Facebook and I thought it was the cutest thing :D

rahela:

bat-wishes:

savasana:

If you feel insecure, you should watch this.

It goes for men too, even though this video is aimed towards women.

(via heartbreakershandbook)

beezypond:thissimplefeeling:

“I want you to picture Professor Snape in your grandmother’s clothes”

#remus what are you doing #this is a school for children #don’t think we don’t see what’s going on here #don’t think we don’t see the old school vendetta #james and sirius and peter there is spirit #little voices at the back of your head whispering #’go on moony. tell him to put snivellus in an old lady hat. go on go on!’ #sirius doing that supposedly seductive little pouty face at the back your mind #james rolling his eyes at it and aiming a half-hearted kick at sirius’ shin #peter following suit because he’d pretty much follow james’ suit anywhere #resulting in an all out scuffle of the imaginary boys in your head #and for a split second you think about ignoring it all #being responsible #saying something professorly #but you’re at hogwarts #and the boys in your head are still punching and flailing like they always did #and you’re not quite sure you’re ready to let that go just yet #so you tell the boy - frank’s kid - to put snape in a dress #and just for a second the boys in your brain stop fighting and look up to smile at you #and then of course sirius elbows peter in the chest in a totally underhanded and patently black move #and everyone is back to kicking the crap out of each other #and swearing #and cursing #and laughing like it’s the last thing they’ll ever do #and really it was wasn’t it

(Source: oh-nargles, via gloomjune)

notyourheart:

Beyonce, you are a boss and an inspiration!