quand les poules auront des dents

Ask me anything   She's not your Queen any more, Queen of the highway, needs something better than running away

lezzerlee:

Geoffrey, why do you have a Nintendo gun in your pants?

— 1 day ago with 19393 notes
#HIPSTERS  #WOULD STILL DO YOU JON SNOW  #YOU TOO FERRET GIRL 

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

(via kisu-no-hi)

— 1 day ago with 87059 notes
#HOLY CRAP  #I NEED TO DO THIS 
Lezzerlee: scoutsxhonor: starbolin asked you: SCOUT!!! I want Erica teaching... →

scoutsxhonor:

STAR I WARNED YOU: this got a little out of control.
Erica is the only person in the loft when Stiles gets there. She’s lying long on the couch, blonde curls tinted like burnt…
— 4 days ago with 51 notes
#SCREAMING  #THIS IS ALL I EVER WANTED IN LIFE  #ERICA/STILES  #LOVERS AND FIGHTERS 

phantomwise:

“More girls have been killed in the last FIFTY years, precisely because they were girls, than men were killed in ALL the battles of the 20th century. More girls are killed in this routine gendercide in any ONE decade, than people were slaughtered in ALL the genocides of the 20th century.”

Nicholas KristofHalf the Sky

Read that AGAIN.

(via kateoplis)

(via mockturtletale)

— 5 days ago with 9152 notes
#no what  #that is fucking ridiculous  #how is that true  #FUCK EVERYTHING  #JFC 

tavrosofnitram:

“let me like that post so i can look at it again sometime!”

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nO SERIOUSLY. I like everything everyone I follow posts. Sometimes I wonder if that gets annoying, people who I follow. SOZ?

(via gyzym)

— 5 days ago with 105855 notes

strictlybecca:

bastille perform their cover version of TLC’s no scrubs mashed with The XX’s angels

(via mockturtletale)

— 6 days ago with 35 notes
#GLORY 

lezzerlee:

cthonical:

xpenguin:

ALCOHOL IS FREE YAH! 

guys trust me you want to take four minutes out of your morning to watch this THIS IS WHY WE WATCH EUROVISION OK

I don’t really understand what Eurovision is, still. But that was fun. 

LUV THE GREEK SKA FOOTBALL PLAYERS IN SKIRTS

— 6 days ago with 6157 notes

fly-like-icarus:

UK to Ireland:

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SORRY IRELAND. WE’RE THE WORST. 
(Y’all knew that any way though)

(via madokaimagica)

— 6 days ago with 653 notes
cunnilingus comment fest →

listedheart:

“Damn,” you say, “there is just not enough cunnilingus themed fic/art/graphics/mixes/rec lists/whatever in fandom! (In the world!)”

“I agree,” I agree. “Let’s have a fest!”

SPREAD THE WORD.
THERE IS NEVER ENOUGH CUNNILINGUS IN THE WORLD!!!

— 1 week ago with 19 notes